Ways to Trick Your Human

If you lick her hand while she’s petting you, she’ll think you are being affectionate—while in reality, she is now washing those hard to reach spots behind your ears.

If you follow your slave around meowing, rubbing on her, and jumping up on her lap any and every time that she sits down (even if she is sitting on the spinning water bowl)—she will think you are being affectionate and give you extra treats + she will eventually get annoyed by all of the attention and send you to the Godmommy’s so that she can get a vacation (which is what you were after the whole time).
~Mashed Potato~