Toilet Training

The slave mentioned that she may make me use the swirling water dish/play area as a litter box. Have you ever heard of such a thing?

She said she's tired of me complaining about my litter box and that the wood pellets are hard to find year-round. Plus there is that whole allergy/bald spots thing that may be caused by the pellets.

Wretched ferrets! This is surely because of that photo they posted!

Oh dread! To play in it is one thing. To be expected to use it is quite another!

Will I have to flush? Will she yell if I don't? What if the apartment floods again while she is gone? My life is hard enough without new things like this...
~Mashed Potato~