Mad Mash Beyond the Litterbox

...maiming & mutilating myself in a macabre mustelid madhouse...

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Hobo Corner

The slave apparently read my blog and found out about my escape plans (I suppose the ferrets probably tipped her off). So she felt it necessary to remind me of the messages behind "Hobo Corner."

Hobo corner is located in my room and consists of the hobo bag the Godmommy gave me during my first visit there (when our apartment flooded) and other odd items.

There is a bottle marked "Poison" and one called "Black Tower" (some connection to her books about the Dark Tower) and a tiny one with a crown. These are to remind me that even though I may find sweet temptations beyond our door, fit for a princess such as myself, they may secretly be poison.

The skull is to remind me of the certain death that lurks beyond our door. It contains a Magic 8 Ball, which I may consult regarding attempts at fleeing.

And finally, there is a shelf with flowers, stinky stuff (she thinks they smell good) and a little house to remind me that I always have a home here.

I suppose that is all nice and swell, but it still doesn't change the fact that I would rather be with other kitties and not those wretched, stinking weasels...
~Mashed Potato~

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