Yummy!

What a day! She has been letting the stupid new scummer eat my food since the other ferrets are bullying him (yeah, Crimson Comet--named after a super hero--that thing is a freaking wuss! What a joke! Should have named him Trembling Twerp). So the little jerk eats all of the good pieces out of my dish and leaves the weird tasting ones. He sticks his whole face in my water dish and swoops it around before getting a drink. Yeah, ferret-flavored water. Yum. She watches the whole time to make sure that I don't do anything to him--she's so trusting. And why does she always catch me the minute I touch any of them?

She usually makes a big deal when I catch bugs (which is rare because that requires me to be smarter than the bug--nobody understands how tricky they are), and then she comes and steals them from me and saves them (what a freak). So today, she sees I've got something big. She must have thought it was a crane fly or something (she gets super mad if I touch those)--well, she saw I finally got over my fear of the Spike things and caught one... She let me eat it! I was only bluffing! It tasted so bad and all of those little legs twitching in my mouth--I'll be plucking those out of my teeth for a week. Man, did it ever give me a belly-ache!

So then, I always like to play with the water when she turns on the shower. Well, today, I got kind of wigged out because the water felt like it was biting my paw and I tried to run away--and fell right in the toilet. I was freaking soaked, humiliated, and felt dirty all over. What did she do? Laughed her nasty old ass off!!! I hate days like this!
~Mashed Potato~