A New Sparkling Shiny

The slave brought home a new, sparkling, shiny for me. It is shiny, shiny gold and has nine HUGE diamonds (for each of my nine lives?) on it. It looks sharp on me--too bad I'm an indoor cat, I wouldn't mind going out and showing it off. That also means I have to tote that annoying little bell around again, but this time it is worth it! Plus she didn't get anything for the weasels... I checked. That makes my shiny even more awesome!
~Mashed Potato~