Incontinent Little Jerks!

They are so disgusting. Why does she let them live here? That big, bossy one, Banter was in the kitchen, sleeping on his back. Mind you, he is sleeping. Next thing you know, pee starts puddling up on his belly. Did he wake up? No! Did he dream he was in his litter box?! Nasty little scumbags. Why I have to live with those filthy little creatures, I will never know.

It may explain his little complex with having to prove he is so tough and such a bad ass... Here he's a little bed-wetter in private. Those are always the worst...
~Mashed Potato~