What's in a Name?

The slave finally solved the whole name issue for me. She assured me that my name is as unique as I am; but is not freakishly weird like some have led me to believe.

She explained that names like Peanut Butter, Chocolate, Marshmallow, and Mocha have always been accepted in the pet world and that some humans are just closed-minded. Like that took a genius to figure out...

She did point out that the peeping tom that likes to sit at the window and watch me is named Marmalade. She farther explained that marmalade is a slimy substance with nasty chunks of a fleshy material that sticks between your teeth. At least mashed potatoes are generally liked by all!

~Mashed Potato~