In Honor of Valentine's Day...

I'm proposing that we have a little contest. A contest to determine who is more attractive to the masses...

First Contestant: the purebred Siamese to your left
<---- Not to skew the results or anything, but aren't those ears a bit large for the rest of him? Doesn't it look like he is wearing his ass as a hat? What was it that Ralph from the Simpsons called it... "a pointy-kitty"? Oh wait, he was referring to a rat--but I bet he would see the similarity here. And is it just me or does he look like he would be one miserable little jerk? Evil-looking, don't you think?
Second Contestant: As a Siamese/Himalayan mix, I have the most attractive traits and the superb personality of both breeds. I'm sure that as I become increasingly famous and more people gaze upon my beauty, the Siamalayan will become a breed in its own right--just as Schnoodles and Cockapoos have become preferable within the dog world. In fact, they are known as Designer Dogs and cost much more than the originals.

Just look at those beautiful baby blue eyes, the fluffy coat, the spectacularly-shaped face and head, that angelic beauty, the intelligence behind the gaze...

Again, not to skew the votes, but the bowlegged, spider monkey looking creature verses the original Designer Cat, the true princess... Ha! Like votes are really even required!

~Mashed Potato~