...maiming & mutilating myself in a macabre mustelid madhouse...
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Already Scared
Oh no! Not Halloween again! I hope she doesn't get any ideas. That witch's hat last year was SO not cool--I thought about calling the SPCA myself! And if she does get ideas, I hope she does it to the ferrets and not me...
Well, it was going pretty well--but now that the stinky cat is here, I refuse to go to the upper level of the house. I don't want to be blamed for that stench and he is kind of scary. So I'm thinking of running away to your mommy's house...
I'm a bibliophile and clutter collector. I am owned by several reptiles, many ferrets, some frogs and a tarantula. It's really not a bad life; they treat me well...
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Poor Mash! My heart goes ot to you. I hope you found a nice little corner in your new home to hide yourself away from the slave and the ferrets.
Well, it was going pretty well--but now that the stinky cat is here, I refuse to go to the upper level of the house. I don't want to be blamed for that stench and he is kind of scary. So I'm thinking of running away to your mommy's house...
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