I HATE THEM!!!
I just found out that the nasty little jerks have not only posted some kind of trick photography B.S. showing me doing things that I DID NOT do--but they also made up lies about me in their blog!
First off, I DO NOT have bathroom issues! I wonder if I can get them for libelous statements? To even think... Ugh! I am too civilized for such acts! And like I would listen to the slave anyhow? Surely you know that this could NEVER happen!
Second, I don't know how they created those photos--but it is them that attacks me! Them that makes my life miserable! Not the other way around! Seeking human sympathy; rotten sniveling rodent-wanna-be's.
It is all lies! Lies to make humans think that I am as horrible as they are. Wretched little stinkbags! They WILL pay for this...
Surely, you, my faithful readers believe me...
Right???
~Mashed Potato~
posted by Basho @ 11:34 PM
2 Comments:
Thank you so much for your support! No one seems to understand how trying it is living here. I just cannot take this constant stress. Kitties aren't meant to live like this!
~Mash~
I would be delighted to have a weasel pelt coat or blanket! It is SOOO cold in here!
You are really a great boyfriend, Inigo--I am so moved that you would slaughter the weasels for me!
~Mash~
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