Bugs, Bugs, and More Bugs

Why does she keep calling me Craberella? What does that mean?

She keeps yelling that I am going to knock the tarantulas down and what will I do when they are loose? But they have bugs in there, whole bunches of bugs! How can I not be enticed? I will catch the bugs when I knock them down--she can deal with the big biting things. Maybe they would eat the ferrets? Double Bonus!
~Mashed Potato~

My Slave's Gone Crazy!!!

She has been tearing up every room in the apartment and moving everything around. I will give her credit that she usually keeps things rather tidy, but what a mess she has going on now! It's hard to even walk in here!

On the plus side, when she makes these huge messes the weasels aren't allowed out. There would be too much for them to run off with and hide. Which admittedly, I am doing too--but some of this stuff has been up on shelves for as long as I can remember and now that it is down on my level, some of it is fun to bat under the refrigerator or just chew up all together.

She noticed how much fun I was having under the one shelf unit (she had books under there before), so she made me my own space and put my kitty bed under there. Since it is in my room, the ferret skanking will cease (boy, will Nanook be upset, my bed is his favorite spot when they are out). Also, since I have a tendency to follow the slave around and keep an eye on her (never trust humans) and she spends most of her time typing on that damn zombie machine, I'll now have my own special space to glare at her from.

She must have made the special spot out of guilt. The poke and probe experience was horrible! But I was good and didn't even flinch when they jabbed me and injected burning substances into me. I got extra treats for being so good. Apparently she did not realize that I was simply moping because I hate the new carrier. Stupid human.
~Mashed Potato~

The Great Escape

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I decided to try and run away to Wilmington, Delaware to be with my boyfriend while his slave was away.

MapQuest told me that it was around 270 miles away and that if I hitchhiked; I could be there in around 5 hours. I'm pretty. I figured that I would be able to get rides without much problem.

Getting out past the sprayer took several days of waiting by the door and trying to get past the slave. Not as easy as I had originally thought...

Next, I had to get out of the maze that is known as our apartment building. This took me on many journeys; including a visit with Rikki, the other cat in the building.

It seems that several years ago, the slave dropped off weasels at Rikki's apartment; but the slave came back to get them. Rikki understood fully why I was running away and asked that the slave never bring weasels to her house again.

Days later, I found the way out--but it was covered by a large invisible force field. I kept running at it but could not get out. I saw many humans maneuver around it, but they were all scary and I hid when I saw them.

By now, I was so hungry and tired that I figured that I may as well return to the slave until I could regain my strength. I have not given up. I WILL find a way to Sir Inigo...
~Mashed Potato~