Krishna Kicking

I was sleeping, all warm and toasty, all of a sudden she started kicking me--hard!!! Not just once or twice, but a whole bunch of times--full force! I got away as fast as I could, but not quick enough.

She woke up and kept calling me and saying that she was sorry--yeah right! Whatever!

She gave me some story about dreaming that Krishna (who in the hell is Krishna? that Hindu guy?) was peeing all over the place and in the dream she was yelling and smacking Krishna--in reality, she is kicking me in the head. Make sense to you? Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Screw that! I am not sleeping with her anymore--she is too wicked!
~Mashed Potato~